weareallmedie:

scumfolk:

The liquor one killed me

the con artist was the one that got me. I wish I could’ve seen the look on the vet’s face when they figured it out.

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

ihateallthepeople:

Nailed it

dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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justanotherdreamatnight:

sixfeetunderjack-bandgasm:

Thank you. My life is complete

If you didn’t sing them all in your head you are lying

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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ever-growing-eternity:

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked


Every fucking single one of them.

ever-growing-eternity:

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

Every fucking single one of them.

so-humorous:

replying to anon hate

so-humorous:

replying to anon hate

nanajalal:

wesquick:

imthegirlwhowaited:

spooky-god:

alwayssleepinginsomniac:

h0llaween:

bondoge:

is it ok

it’s fine it just needs to charge

did you reboot

try logging out and then logging back in

just turn it off and on again

press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks

omg u need a case for that 

nanajalal:

wesquick:

imthegirlwhowaited:

spooky-god:

alwayssleepinginsomniac:

h0llaween:

bondoge:

is it ok

it’s fine it just needs to charge

did you reboot

try logging out and then logging back in

just turn it off and on again

press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks

omg u need a case for that 

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL